Lancey Baby
By (Kitty)Lynne
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'Santa Baby' written by J. Javits and P. Springer, and originally recorded by Eartha Kitt.
Warning: Rated PG-13 for suggestiveness. ~_^
Author's Note: Hee hee...something Shan said in one of her postings about Lance and his candy cane inspired this piece of holiday silliness...so here it is...
**EL giggles and waves at ShanShan** >:D
Originally Published 2005
'Santa Baby' written by J. Javits and P. Springer, and originally recorded by Eartha Kitt.
Warning: Rated PG-13 for suggestiveness. ~_^
Author's Note: Hee hee...something Shan said in one of her postings about Lance and his candy cane inspired this piece of holiday silliness...so here it is...
**EL giggles and waves at ShanShan** >:D
Originally Published 2005
LANCEY BABY (Or, Here's A Little Christmas Song For Shanny-Sue :D)
By Lynne
**Sung to the tune of Santa Baby**
Lancey baby, slip your candy cane under my tree,
I've been an awfully good girl,
Lancey baby- so hurry down here in Red Lion tonight...
Lancey baby, bring a hovercraft for me too, light blue,
I'll certainly be waiting up for you-
Dear Lancey baby, so hurry down here in Red Lion tonight...
Think of all the fun anime series I've missed,
Think of all the bishonen that I haven't kissed,
This holiday for us could be oh so good,
If you'd personally check out my Christmas list...
Boo doo bee doo!
Lancey Honey, I also wanna drive Red Lion and really that's
Not a lot to ask,
I've been an angel all year,
Lancey baby-so hurry down here in Red Lion tonight...
Lancey Cutie, there's one other thing I really need-the deed...
To the Castle of Lions,
Lancey Cutie, so hurry down here in Red Lion tonight...
Lancey Baby, I'm wearing my Christmas stockings and
they're fishnet
Sorry, the rest is rated X
Lancey baby, hurry down here in Red Lion tonight...
Come and trim my Christmas tree,
With Snikkerdoodles and hilarity,
I really do believe in you,
Let's see if you believe in me!
Boo doo bee doo!
Lancey baby, forgot to mention one little thing-a crown
And I don't mean for a tooth,
Lancey baby, so hurry down in Red Lion tonight...
Yes...hurry down here in Red Lion tonight
Don't forget to wear those thigh high red boots tonight...
**repeat chorus and fade**
~fin~
By Lynne
**Sung to the tune of Santa Baby**
Lancey baby, slip your candy cane under my tree,
I've been an awfully good girl,
Lancey baby- so hurry down here in Red Lion tonight...
Lancey baby, bring a hovercraft for me too, light blue,
I'll certainly be waiting up for you-
Dear Lancey baby, so hurry down here in Red Lion tonight...
Think of all the fun anime series I've missed,
Think of all the bishonen that I haven't kissed,
This holiday for us could be oh so good,
If you'd personally check out my Christmas list...
Boo doo bee doo!
Lancey Honey, I also wanna drive Red Lion and really that's
Not a lot to ask,
I've been an angel all year,
Lancey baby-so hurry down here in Red Lion tonight...
Lancey Cutie, there's one other thing I really need-the deed...
To the Castle of Lions,
Lancey Cutie, so hurry down here in Red Lion tonight...
Lancey Baby, I'm wearing my Christmas stockings and
they're fishnet
Sorry, the rest is rated X
Lancey baby, hurry down here in Red Lion tonight...
Come and trim my Christmas tree,
With Snikkerdoodles and hilarity,
I really do believe in you,
Let's see if you believe in me!
Boo doo bee doo!
Lancey baby, forgot to mention one little thing-a crown
And I don't mean for a tooth,
Lancey baby, so hurry down in Red Lion tonight...
Yes...hurry down here in Red Lion tonight
Don't forget to wear those thigh high red boots tonight...
**repeat chorus and fade**
~fin~
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